MickeyD's at the Walmart ... Shouldha known

So why was I at the Walmart should really be the first question ... especially since gas prices have normalized. I know, there is absolutely no excuse for it. None whatsoever! But nevertheless, I was there (underwear shopping) during my lunch hour. Hey, I also bought a Diet Mountain Dew.

But since I took too long in the underwear department - I swear, all they have are plus sizes - even for thongs! I thought I'd stop at the McD's for lunch. Hmmmmm, maybe that's why they stock up on the plus sizes. Anyway, I'm not a regular connoisseur of McD's, I literally just ate my first Quarter Pounder with Cheese like a month ago. But seriously, it was divine! I was sitting in my car when I ate it which was a good thing because I could not stop moaning, it was so damn good! Anyway, this particular time, I waited my turn and ordered a cheeseburger (yes, regular). I had to switch to regular because as I mentioned eating the 1/4 pounder for the first time a month ago, now I've already had my 30th!!! So, I was behaving and got the reg cheeseburger but did splurge on some large fries.

Like a normal person, I waited my turn in line. After the woman in front of me was apparently finished, I ordered my stuff. But in mid-order that same woman in front of me decided to add a sundae to her order. Okay, whatever, at least the cashier allowed herself to finish with my order and take my money and provide me with change before she took the dollar from the outstretched hand of this other woman; but not before informing the woman of MD's 6% sales tax by saying, "That'll be a dollar and six cents." Thanks, O'Malley - you suck!

And what do you know, the customer turned to me and asked me for "six cent." I was like, "really?" Knowing full well that she meant it. And both of us looked at my hand which was full of the change that the cashier had just handed me. Oh, I can't tell you how badly I wanted to just pocket my money - or better yet, stick it all in the little Ronald McDonald House charity fund just for fun. But of 'course I gave her six cents and then proceeded to mentally beat myself up over the whole thing. Walmart accepts Independence Cards - that should have been my first clue!

And by the way, why are they called Independence Cards anyway?